Noah Cyrus selling bottle of her tears for $12G

Lewis Collier
September 22, 2018

Noah Cyrus is backtracking after partnering with with clothing line Pizzaslime for a joke campaign to sell a bottle of her tears for $12,000. These may or may not be tears from her IG Live breakdown after splitting from her ex boyfriend Lil Xan.

In honour of her new EP (because yes, Noah sings too) titled Good Cry, Cyrus is releasing some melancholy merch, including a hoodie that says "Sry I'm Trash", sweatpants with the words "Sadness" emblazoned across them, shirts that read "Tired of being fat and ugly?" There will also be t-shirts with Noah's father, celebrated musician Billy Ray Cyrus, with face tattoos reading "achy, breaky", in reference to his hit single "Achy Breaky Heart".

"This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness", a description of the product reads on the site. Cyrus told Entertainment Tonight, "I'm, like, super happy".

Noah Cyrus selling bottle of her tears for $12G

Nestled between apparel and posters - and retailing for $12,000 - is a bottle of Cyrus' tears (12 tears, to be exact).

But the best part has to be the warning that the site added to the bottle of tears, saying: "Human digestion of these tears is not suggested causes tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f**king weird if you drank someone else's tears".

After debuting as a couple at the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards, the two announced their split on social media after Cyrus texted Lil Xan a fake nude picture of singer Charlie Puth, which led to him accusing her of cheating.

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